Graduation Time!

Coming up is the biggest milestone of my life – graduation from college! I’ve never been so happy to be done with school and head out on my own. College was indeed the most exhilarating time I’ve ever experienced but I also recognize when it’s time to move on to the next level. So, as befitting a mature and refined woman who came in as a girl, I better look like a college educated graduate from cap to gown to shoes.

Crazy college age eyelash growth products need to be put aside for eyelash growth that is more lady-like. No more extravagant makeup routines; now I have to gear up for looking like a working woman with eyes on the CEO chair. I don’t need the fancy wrinkle creams nor the varicose veins treatments yet, but I’m certain they won’t be long time coming; I’m going to push myself to work harder, smarter, and better than my colleagues even if that means needing to reduce wrinkles or mask age spots when they pop up from working too hard. That’s my post-college determination. As the first in my family to go to college, I have a lot to live up to.

I’m proud to be stepping into a whole new life but also sad to put down the college lifestyle I’ve been used to for the past four years. I guess I’ll still have the college graduation party to attend so I won’t totally be out of the college mindset yet. But I certainly won’t need age spot treatments either yet! Happy graduation to all!

Interviewing for Male Enhancement Salesman

I have my suit and tie on and I’m ready to rock this interview. With the economy starting to regain momentum, the big pharma houses are starting to interview for drug salesman, or as they call them – pharmaceutical reps.

And I’m psyched to start selling the generic version of male enhancement pills. With Viagra and Cialis losing patent protection soon, all the best penis pills will now be competing with the lower cost generic sex pills. And the best salespeople can make a killing in the market now. I’ve studied up on all the details of male sexual enhancement including the ingredients, the manufacturing process, the competition, and even the executives who run all the big pharma houses. Like the top male enhancement pills, I want to leave a long-lasting impression, if you know what I mean.  Pun definitely intended. Little jokes like that, combined with an extensive sexual enhancement knowledge base, are what make a great salesman with a great personality.

And I plan on lasting a long time at this company. Another pun intended. Because we all know that sex pills and natural male enhancement will always be a top seller no matter what country you’re in. Which means I’m hoping to be in a recess proof industry for the next twenty years!

Becoming a Princess

I’ve always wanted to transform into a princess at certain points in my life. The Cinderella story speaks to my heart because I’m in a similar situation. My stepmother works me very hard and ever since my dad passed on, she’s had it in for me. I never get a chance to live my own lie, I’m always babysitting for my half siblings, and finding a moment for my personal life comes second to her.

Which is why I’m going to make the best of my situation by playing a princess dress up night with my little siblings to spend the time tonight! I have some Disney outfits for them to wear and an adult princess dress for myself! Of course, no princess is complete without some great beauty enhancement such as eyelash growth products and ruby red lipstick. You can forget the wrinkle creams, age spot treatments and varicose veins treatments – princesses don’t wear that stuff! On the contrary, my “evil stepmother” wears that stuff and I want to make sure I look nothing like her!

And along with my siblings, we look like the most adorable princesses (and one prince) in town. I wish this moment can last for much longer and I really wish I could go out and show the world how a beautiful princess really looks. It’s a shame that in a couple hours I’ll have to take all this stuff off and put it all aside for the shameful reality I have now. But for a couple more hours, I have my princess moment.